.pure.fucking.awesomeness.

.pure.fucking.awesomeness. i am 20 years old. gay. egotistical. canberra, australia.

i love to read. have started writing again.

i smoke a lot of cigarettes. i drink a lot of vodka. i like to fucking swear.

i am in love with the most amazing man on this planet. and one day i will marry him. hell, ive already proposed 3 times.

My boyfriend is actually the best thing since sliced bread

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  Chandler dances in the Oval Office.

 goddamnit Chandler not now I’m trying to lead the free world

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incomprehensiblelentils:

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wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

danielleosaurus-rex:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.


And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!


NO NO NO OKAY THIS GAME IS ACTUALLY THE BEST REAL TALK

I love this idea and I want this very badly.

Best game ever. I cannot recommend it enough.  

CAH?

FOREVER REBLOG.

HAHA, I actually want.

I know, right? I bet random Cards Against Humanity would be even better than random Apples to Apples.

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  • tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
  • tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
  • tyra banks: and they're all of me
  • tyra banks: lol

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holdenyouhostage:

pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

^ yes

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wowfunniestposts:

 this blog is epic (via cxx)

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wowfunniestposts:

this blog is epic

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samestrangedogma:

stay classy australia.

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samestrangedogma:

stay classy australia.

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thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

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